WTF?

How come when ever u hear brittney spears in commercials she sounds normal with a sexy tone? And then u hear her on prime time and she sounds like a f'n hill-billy? It makes no sense to me. She is really letting herself go, she needs to go get a make-over for cereal. And stop showin her cooch to the world! Ur a ho! or however u spell it. And start being a mom! Im sorry for her kids they must be very neglected.... fo shizzle! And don't marry another wanna be marry a gonna be! Jeeze! Get it together woman!